Ring Lardner

They gave each other a smile with a future in it.

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.

In reality, Afghanistan has functioned as a nation-state for more than two centuries, and its army and bureaucracy reach back to the 19th century.

I love the fans, I love the game of baseball, and I love Cincinnati baseball.