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On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes. Rob Delaney believecohesivedad Change image and share on social
Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him. Rob Delaney attentionattractivecomedic Change image and share on social
Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles. Rob Delaney compassiondepressionenormous Change image and share on social
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines. Claude Shannon doghumanmachine Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot. Andrea Seigel apologeticcharacterizationentertainment Change image and share on social
