Top 53 Quotes by Robert Anton Wilson

I'm not an anarchist any longer, because I've concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal.

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.

Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church.

Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.

The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside.

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.