Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. Robert Benchley backdieguy Change image and share on social
After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year. Robert Benchley authorbookdead Change image and share on social
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. Robert Benchley askdissipategreat Change image and share on social
There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that. Robert Benchley authordifficultfront Change image and share on social
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk. Robert Benchley bandcomedownstairs Change image and share on social
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. Robert Benchley bearconstantlypeople Change image and share on social
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley curedeathfamily Change image and share on social
