Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' Robin Williams naturepartyspring Change image and share on social
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' Robin Williams answerbushgeorge Change image and share on social
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. Robin Williams pasreadywine Change image and share on social
I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience. Robin Williams actaudienceclub share on social
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. Robin Williams basicallycharmconnection share on social
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running. Robin Williams fieldimprovopen Change image and share on social
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. Robin Williams eatgentilemayonnaise Change image and share on social
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams dayintensenegotiation Change image and share on social
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. Robin Williams alimonycallchange Change image and share on social
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams baseballbasicallycricket Change image and share on social