Rod Stewart

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I'm shrewd about money; I invest well and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.