Rodney Dangerfield

Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

 

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

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