Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr backcartoncosmos share on social
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr complainmonthtime Change image and share on social
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. Roseanne Barr jewobservantsecret Change image and share on social
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S. Roseanne Barr politicianpresidentqualify Change image and share on social
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life. Roseanne Barr deepeffectlife Change image and share on social
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions. Roseanne Barr comichumoristoffer Change image and share on social
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. Roseanne Barr calmfindmeditate Change image and share on social
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews. Roseanne Barr arabbillintroduce Change image and share on social
I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver. Roseanne Barr problemsolverwoman Change image and share on social
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying. Roseanne Barr comediandadfunny share on social
