Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr angerchildexpert Change image and share on social
I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things. Roseanne Barr accidentanymorebadly share on social
I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show. Roseanne Barr roseanneshowtenth Change image and share on social
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. Roseanne Barr factgrowhang Change image and share on social
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? Roseanne Barr hystericalroartape Change image and share on social
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing. Roseanne Barr conclusiondialoguekind share on social
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr learnpowerthing Change image and share on social
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. Roseanne Barr beneathearthfeel Change image and share on social
We're not meant to be parents when we're 50. Roseanne Barr meanparent Change image and share on social
I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust. Roseanne Barr holocaustjewraise Change image and share on social