Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' Sam Kinison biblebuildheaven Change image and share on social
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! Sam Kinison badbakkerjim Change image and share on social
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. Sam Kinison guessinfluencejesus Change image and share on social
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Sam Kinison churchosbourneozzy Change image and share on social
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. Sam Kinison approvalbackbible Change image and share on social
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say. Sam Kinison couplesocietysuppose Change image and share on social
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society. Sam Kinison 1990sacceptableblow share on social
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. Sam Kinison impressionablemodelrole Change image and share on social
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. Sam Kinison comedianoutrageouspeople Change image and share on social
