I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. Sam Kinison commercialmtvregister Change image and share on social
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison drumguymarry Change image and share on social
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. Sam Kinison afraidfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. Sam Kinison attackcomedykind Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. Sam Kinison comediancomedyendorse Change image and share on social
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd. Sam Kinison crowdgottahouse share on social
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. Sam Kinison artcomedyexpand Change image and share on social
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison marryterrorismworry Change image and share on social
With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!' Sam Kinison awwwwwghghhhghghrrrcelebrityfan Change image and share on social
