Samuel Johnson

Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich.

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

There are, as is known, insects that die in the moment of fertilization. So it is with all joy: life's highest, most splendid moment of enjoyment is accompanied by death.