My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right. Scott Adams amountlifemake Change image and share on social
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. Scott Adams approachcarefulcompany Change image and share on social
One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer. Scott Adams drawingfreshreason Change image and share on social
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. Scott Adams cartoonistexecutivefail Change image and share on social
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. Scott Adams buyfreedomgood Change image and share on social
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. Scott Adams awarefacthave Change image and share on social
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want. Scott Adams buildeartheat share on social
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing. Scott Adams hatework Change image and share on social
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams braincompensatedead Change image and share on social