Sinbad

If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified.

I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.

We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.