Stan Laurel

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

The splendid empire of Charles the Fifth was erected upon the grave of liberty.

As I don't know what life would be like without my Chaplin connections, I work with them. I'm just really happy it's a family I can be proud of; it's not as if I'm related to some Z-list celebrity.

Terrorists are not 100 feet tall. Nor do they deserve the abject fear they seek to instill.