T. J. Miller

I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is.

Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am.

My father really told me, seriously, if you want something, you can have it, but you may have to work harder than anyone else around you.

The island is named Oooguruk, an Inupiaq word meaning 'bearded seal,' an animal plentiful on the shores of Alaska's North Slope.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

To try to fix the future is a manifest absurdity.