T. J. Miller

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am.

I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is.

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.

It's a really exciting thing to collaborate with production designers, cinematographers and gaffers and costume designers and editors and composers.