I used to have a little silent prayer: 'Dear God, let my ability to get work be the same as my celebrity.' That would be a hard burden: to be a household name and not be able to get work. Ted Danson abilityburdencelebrity Change image and share on social
I moved into this neighborhood, and I was walking on this beach with my kids, and we came across a sign that said, 'Water's polluted, no swimming.' And I didn't have any answers. Ted Danson answerbeachkid Change image and share on social
I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh. Ted Danson comedydisasterguy share on social
I am so grateful that I accepted the offer to do 'CSI,' but it was like being shot out of a cannon, and it was so different from anything that I have ever done. Ted Danson acceptcannoncsi Change image and share on social
My reward in life for growing up a little bit was that Mary Steenburgen came into my life, and we have been together for 19 years. Ted Danson bitegrowlife Change image and share on social
Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves. Ted Danson clonclonelist Change image and share on social
If you take one rivet out of an airplane, it will be all right, it'll keep flying. You take another rivet out of the airplane and it still flies. So what the heck, let's take more rivets out of the airplane, and sooner or later, the airplane drops from the sky. Ted Danson airplanedropfly share on social
The planet will survive. Whether we get to be here and enjoy it, or enjoy life as we've known it, is what's questionable. Ted Danson enjoyhavelife Change image and share on social
One of the ingredients that made Cheers work so well was the great ensemble of actors we had. That's the case with any good series. Ted Danson actorcasecheer Change image and share on social
You have to be an optimist, right? You have to be critical, then you have to be an optimist. Or else you're really stupid. Ted Danson criticaloptimiststupid Change image and share on social
