Thomas Hood

To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind.

There are three things which the public will always clamor for, sooner or later: namely, novelty, novelty, novelty.

'Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth.

I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.

I'm interested in the psychological exploration of human nature, and it just happens to come in the form of film-making.