Ulysses S. Grant

I know only two tunes: one of them is 'Yankee Doodle', and the other isn't.

In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.

Although a soldier by profession, I have never felt any sort of fondness for war, and I have never advocated it, except as a means of peace.

When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome.

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error.

It's a terrifying thing to be perhaps 16 or 17 and feel like you are a failure and a has-been.