Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The scene changes but the aspirations of men of good will persist.

There are severe limitations on civil rights. In the international arena, Iran is turning into an isolated country, and the international community is becoming more hostile toward it.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.